And it still is . com

Why would this possibly be neccesary? What could Motion Man possibly have in his pockets that weighs so much that he needs the Boogeyman walking next to him, with his hands inches away from Motion Man’s crotch the entire time? Let’s be honest, he must have originally written “hold my pocketbook” but realizing how incredibly gay that sounded he changed it to “pocket” instead, which is arguably more gay and far less intelligable.

The Boogeyman was just a figment of children’s imaginations. And it still is.