Freddie Foxxx, “The Militia” by Gangstarr

On one hand, this shows an incredible sense of self-awareness on the part of Freddie Foxxx. On the other hand, he seems to think that this is somehow a good thing and worth bragging about. I did a little research and it appears he’s been of this mindset all his life. For instance, in 3rd grade:

Third Grade Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 2 times 8 is? Anyone? Ughh, Freddie?

Freddie Foxxx: SOUTH DAKOTA!!!

Third Grade Teacher: No Freddie. Uh, that’s just terrible.

Freddie Foxxx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BITCH!? DIDN’T YOU HEAR HOW LOOOUUUD I’M GETTING!?! WHAT UP TO M.O.P.!!!!! WHAT!?! WHAT!?! THAT’S HOW WE DO IT IN THE THREE-GEE SON!!! WE HOLDIN’ IT DOWN! DRINKING YOOHOOS AND SHIT ALL DAY!! WE PLAY KICKBALL WITH DISCO BALLS BITCH!!! YOU WAKE ME UP AT NAP TIME, YOU TAKE A SLUG FROM THE BLACK NINE!!!! WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?

Third Grade Teacher: Listen Freddie… I got you this helmet.. I want you to start wearing it from now on. It might help prevent you from getting stupider.

Freddie Foxxx: M.O.P. BITCH!! M.O.P.!!!!

This isn’t something you should go around telling people, although it was factually correct. And it still is.

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