On one hand, this shows an incredible sense of self-awareness on the part of Freddie Foxxx. On the other hand, he seems to think that this is somehow a good thing and worth bragging about. I did a little research and it appears he’s been of this mindset all his life. For instance, in 3rd grade:
Third Grade Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 2 times 8 is? Anyone? Ughh, Freddie?
Freddie Foxxx: SOUTH DAKOTA!!!
Third Grade Teacher: No Freddie. Uh, that’s just terrible.
Freddie Foxxx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BITCH!? DIDN’T YOU HEAR HOW LOOOUUUD I’M GETTING!?! WHAT UP TO M.O.P.!!!!! WHAT!?! WHAT!?! THAT’S HOW WE DO IT IN THE THREE-GEE SON!!! WE HOLDIN’ IT DOWN! DRINKING YOOHOOS AND SHIT ALL DAY!! WE PLAY KICKBALL WITH DISCO BALLS BITCH!!! YOU WAKE ME UP AT NAP TIME, YOU TAKE A SLUG FROM THE BLACK NINE!!!! WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?
Third Grade Teacher: Listen Freddie… I got you this helmet.. I want you to start wearing it from now on. It might help prevent you from getting stupider.
Freddie Foxxx: M.O.P. BITCH!! M.O.P.!!!!
This isn’t something you should go around telling people, although it was factually correct. And it still is.
August 1, 2009
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