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Perhaps not, but you would play yourself in an entirely different way. You see, this would be a fantastic punchline if “ricki” were an adjective that could be used to describe a lake. However, considering that “ricki” is, in fact, NOT a word at all, this is fucking terrible nonsense. Besides, it’s not like being thrown in a lake is a common occurance to begin with, it’s certainly not something that has happened to all emcees at one point or another, you should’ve just let this one go. Here’s a multiple choice question for you, please choose the answer that you think is best:

I wouldn’t play myself like all you emcees and:

a. Get thrown in ricki lakes
b. Get tossed into brad pits
c. Get flung into joan rivers
d. Get lobbed into michael bays
e. Get rocket jumped into ryan seacrests
f. None of the above

While you think about your answer, please enjoy some additional ricky-nonwords.

The answer was (f). And it still is.