Gza, “Duel of the Iron Mic”

Adoring Fan: Oh my god! It’s the Gza!
Gza: Haha, what up kid?
Adoring Fan: Oh my god, man, I love you so much! You be that whiskey in my liver! Like, Liquid Swords, that’s like my favorite album ever! Where do you come up with your rhymes man!?
Gza: Haha, I dunno. I just spark a L and mediate, you know?
Adoring Fan: Haha, that’s wild! Man, your rhymes are just so tight! I mean, you bang like, I dunno, like a 10 car pileup on a snowy highway or something man!
Gza: Well, actually, it would have to take place during the summertime. Pay attention and you’ll notice it’s definitely not on a workday, but not neccesarily a weekend. It’s gotta be like a holiday or something. If you really listen closely, you’ll realize that July 4th is really the only day it could possibly be.
Adoring Fan: Oh yeah!! That makes sense man! It’s like the 4th of July and someone’s like careening down a narrow road by the Rockies and all the sudden they take a blind corner and have a head-on collision with a semi or something like that!
Gza: NO!! It’s not like that at all! Jeez, do you even listen to my music? It would have to take place in Bed-Stuy. You’re completely misrepresenting the way that I bang!
Adoring Fan: Oh…. I’m sorry man.. So, like, what kind of a vehicle do you think it would be? Like a ‘98 Land Cruiser or maybe some kind of a domestic 4-door sedan or something?
Gza: Don’t matter. I ain’t particular.

This was easily the most particular way I’ve ever heard someone describe the way they bang, which is itself an extremely vague term. And it still is.

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