OHHHH SHIT!!! He just said you don’t even know the sequences to the Human Genome Project!!! Are you gonna take that shit!?! Wait a minute, neither do I. Also, neither does Canibus. I’m positive. And if by some incredible chance he does, then he’s too nerdy to be an emcee. Ghetto pass revoked with extreme prejudice.
The Human Genome Project (HGP) was an international scientific research project with a primary goal to determine the sequence of chemical base pairs which make up DNA and to identify and map the approximately 20,000-25,000 genes of the human genome from both a physical and functional standpoint. And it still is.
On one hand, this shows an incredible sense of self-awareness on the part of Freddie Foxxx. On the other hand, he seems to think that this is somehow a good thing and worth bragging about. I did a little research and it appears he’s been of this mindset all his life. For instance, in 3rd grade:
Third Grade Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 2 times 8 is? Anyone? Ughh, Freddie?
Freddie Foxxx: SOUTH DAKOTA!!!
Third Grade Teacher: No Freddie. Uh, that’s just terrible.
Freddie Foxxx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BITCH!? DIDN’T YOU HEAR HOW LOOOUUUD I’M GETTING!?! WHAT UP TO M.O.P.!!!!! WHAT!?! WHAT!?! THAT’S HOW WE DO IT IN THE THREE-GEE SON!!! WE HOLDIN’ IT DOWN! DRINKING YOOHOOS AND SHIT ALL DAY!! WE PLAY KICKBALL WITH DISCO BALLS BITCH!!! YOU WAKE ME UP AT NAP TIME, YOU TAKE A SLUG FROM THE BLACK NINE!!!! WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?
Third Grade Teacher: Listen Freddie… I got you this helmet.. I want you to start wearing it from now on. It might help prevent you from getting stupider.
Freddie Foxxx: M.O.P. BITCH!! M.O.P.!!!!
This isn’t something you should go around telling people, although it was factually correct. And it still is.
He should have just said he was notorious for the six-fives and left it at that. Yeah, I know he probably means “BMWs”. He wouldn’t be the first rapper to use the term and it sure makes a lot more sense in the context. But still, I really wanna believe he means shitty poopoo caca.
Notoriety for your BM’s would generally have been considered a bad thing back in 17th century France. And it still is.
Wow. I like a nigga who is quick-witted also, but not nearly as much as you. Also, thanks for the overboard graphic description of your ejaculation, just in case anyone was still comfortable with the larger point of said quick-witted niggas making you feel that way. Now that we’re all fully aware of how you feel about people you like, what about people you don’t like?
In my mind I’m sayin’ here’s a fool I don’t like. I won’t strike his ass in the face
Would you maybe like to try that line again, this time referencing one less body part?
I had a third body-part line from this song, but then I heard “You write articles, I’ma rip apart ya skull” so my plan became: stop. And it still is.
Perhaps not, but you would play yourself in an entirely different way. You see, this would be a fantastic punchline if “ricki” were an adjective that could be used to describe a lake. However, considering that “ricki” is, in fact, NOT a word at all, this is fucking terrible nonsense. Besides, it’s not like being thrown in a lake is a common occurance to begin with, it’s certainly not something that has happened to all emcees at one point or another, you should’ve just let this one go. Here’s a multiple choice question for you, please choose the answer that you think is best:
I wouldn’t play myself like all you emcees and:
a. Get thrown in ricki lakes
b. Get tossed into brad pits
c. Get flung into joan rivers
d. Get lobbed into michael bays
e. Get rocket jumped into ryan seacrests
f. None of the above
While you think about your answer, please enjoy some additional ricky-nonwords.
August 8, 2009
